Ahh, the conversations of parents

—–Original Message—–
From: Lara
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:14 AM
To: E
Subject:

Yea. you should have heard Beanie going to town on her thumb this morning. I got her out of the car and the poor girl is straining to get to it. Nut job, I tell you

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—–Original Message—–
From: E
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:25 AM
To: Lara
Subject:

That’s great. I feel so bad not saying buy to her in the morning, but I don’t wanna wake her up

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—–Original Message—–
From: Lara
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:25 AM
To: E
Subject:

Oh good heavens, don’t anger it in the mornings. I swear, between having to wake her up or you up, I’m not sure which. Both make me want to harm myself

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—–Original Message—–
From: E
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:27 AM
To: Lara

Subject:

I’m sorry

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—–Original Message—–
From: Lara
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:27 AM
To: E

Subject:

Oh it’s ok. I deal with it as it comes. At least she stopped peeing on the walls. For now.

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—–Original Message—–
From: E
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:28 AM
To: Lara
Subject:

Yeah that’s true

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—–Original Message—–
From: Lara
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:28 AM
To: E

Subject:

Give it some time. I’m sure she’s plotting and waiting for that “right” moment when we pull her diaper back and BAM! Gotcha. *insert sadistic smile here*

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—–Original Message—–
From: E

Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:31 AM
To: Lara
Subject:

Yeah pee, poop, and puke all at the same time. The 3 p’s. Lmfao

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—–Original Message—–
From: Lara
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:31 AM
To: E

Subject:

I still like the time you started yelling “fine. Just do whatever then”

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—–Original Message—–
From: E
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:38 AM
To: Lara
Subject:

Lol. Completely off topic. I got us a brand new snow shovel

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The “time that you started yelling” is the time that E changed Beanie. Or attempted too. I’m in the living room and usually he’ll talk to her and she’ll coo back at him. Not this time. I hear “oh. OH NO, hold on” and then I hear “seriously? are you for real? Fine. Do whatever you want. I’ll wait until you’re done” And this was followed by a baby giggle.

Apparently she had started to spit up. E moved the onesie to stop it from going into her hair and he fails to cover her baby parts with the diaper. Cue the chance to pee.

I swear, this child knows how to get to us.

And then there was the time… that time…. oh yes. There was THAT time…

Yes. This is what you think it is. We’re THOSE parents.

But when you have a face like this, you can shit on any wall you’d like 🙂

PS. I don’t know anything about the shovel but if you don’t hear from me in a while, check to see if he installed a new patio.
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